WHY AM I LIKE THIS

Alternatively titled "things that happened today that I'm not proud of"
  1. Offered to babysit for free
    Why????
  2. Had the whole day off and didn't do any laundry
    Why?????
  3. Slept until 10:30
    Actually a little proud of this one
  4. Didn't shower until like 3pm
    Why?????
  5. Ate like half a bag of Tostitos for dinner
    Why???????