How Many Times I Checked Your Instagram Today
- •0 - I don't care. We aren't even together. You do you, Sir. You do you...
- •1 - well, actually I care a little...
- •2 - ok, so I lied. I checked it twice.
- •3 - what if you posted something and I wasn't there to see it?!
- •Ok. Let's be real. 6. I checked it 6 times.
- •11. 11 times. (13) but who's counting?