How Many Times I Checked Your Instagram Today

  1. 0 - I don't care. We aren't even together. You do you, Sir. You do you...
  2. 1 - well, actually I care a little...
  3. 2 - ok, so I lied. I checked it twice.
  4. 3 - what if you posted something and I wasn't there to see it?!
  5. Ok. Let's be real. 6. I checked it 6 times.
  6. 11. 11 times. (13) but who's counting?