My Grandmother, Marie Antoinette Weintraub

No, joke her name is Marie Antoinette. And she named my Uncle, Robert Lee, so keep that in mind. These are things she's said:
  1. But I'm too young to be a Grandma
    when my parents told her they were pregnant with me, my grandma had the response most grandparents have, right?
  2. ME!
    My grandma has a diamond necklace with the letters, M and E on it. One day my aunt asked her what it stood for...
  3. I stopped driving because what if I hit someone's grandchild and the family sued me and took all my money. I'd have nothing left.
    she's definitely got her priorities in check
  4. She's like the daughter I never had
    She has a daughter