Reasons Why I'm Late

  1. I was tired
    So I took a nap and then pressed that snooze angel button like five hundred times 😴😴😴
  2. I couldn't figure out what to wear
    I hate it all. Burn it now.
  3. I didn't want to shower
    But I needed to
  4. I was / am anxious
  5. I finally got off my ass and took a shower
  6. I had to finish watching that episode of Law and Order
  7. I had to finish watching that episode of Law and Order SVU 🙌
    You know, the one where Olivia gets too emotionally involved with the victim and by doing so puts herself in danger? That one.
  8. I didn't want to come