What He's Telling You When He Doesn't Text Back
I'm old(er) and (not) wiser, but here's what I surmised after the downward spiral that was last night
- •He's busyHe had other plans that didn't include me, and he's off doing them. FINE
- •He forgot his phoneThat happens right? Cause like, this one time I forgot my phone at home on the way to work and even though I was halfway there, and even though turning back meant I was going to be twenty minutes late, guess what I did? I turned back! That phone is a motherfucking appendage and I need it with me at all times. But like, yeah, he totally forget his at home.
- •He's just not that into youUmmmm....lol! That for sure can't be it!
- •He diedI'll wear a chic LBD to his funeral. RIP, sir. RIP