Ways I definitely know it's a Monday
To all office workers of America: keep on truckin'
- •I have been asked "how was your weekend?" five times by noon, without time to give a decent answer.I get more creative the more annoyed I get. The last one I told a coworker it was "bombastic", with no satisfactory reaction.
- •My inbox was filled with last minute weekend thoughts from my boss.All of which were due yesterday.
- •The women I work with ask if I'm getting enough sleep.This is never an ok question.
- •30% work, 70% avoiding it.To be fair, this isn't limited to just Monday.
- •Dreaming of my removing my bra and crawling into bed.No shame in my 8pm bedtime game!