Ways I definitely know it's a Monday

To all office workers of America: keep on truckin'
  1. I have been asked "how was your weekend?" five times by noon, without time to give a decent answer.
    I get more creative the more annoyed I get. The last one I told a coworker it was "bombastic", with no satisfactory reaction.
  2. My inbox was filled with last minute weekend thoughts from my boss.
    All of which were due yesterday.
  3. The women I work with ask if I'm getting enough sleep.
    This is never an ok question.
  4. 30% work, 70% avoiding it.
    To be fair, this isn't limited to just Monday.
  5. Dreaming of my removing my bra and crawling into bed.
    No shame in my 8pm bedtime game!