Things I Plan to Do on Halloween
- •Break my 3-year streak of half-heartedly dressing up as a cat.
- •Host a Halloween party to distract myself from the disappointment of not getting any trick-or-treaters.
- •Lose count of how many fun size candy bars I've eaten.
- •Watch Hocus Pocus, the greatest Halloween movie of all time.
- •Make at least one food that involves googly eyes.
- •Prepare to transition to full Christmas mode on November 1.