1. Break my 3-year streak of half-heartedly dressing up as a cat.
  2. Host a Halloween party to distract myself from the disappointment of not getting any trick-or-treaters.
  3. Lose count of how many fun size candy bars I've eaten.
  4. Watch Hocus Pocus, the greatest Halloween movie of all time.
  5. Make at least one food that involves googly eyes.
  6. Prepare to transition to full Christmas mode on November 1.