Thoughts Upon Waking

  1. Why is my alarm going off? Is it Friday? Am I late for work?
  2. Fuck yeah. Saturday.
  3. Fuck. I still have to get up because errands.
  4. Do I have to put on makeup today?
  5. Maybe I can get away with wearing a hat....
  6. I'll just lay here for a bit longer. It's the weekend.
  7. Aw, FUCK. I forgot I also have to do all this other shit today. Sigh.
  8. Puppy cuddles
  9. Okay it's now 8:30 and I have to be somewhere at 9. No makeup and hat it is.