THINGS I WANT BUT WILL NEVER GET

  1. A score composed for my life by the dude that did Pride and Prejudice
    The Keira Knightley version.
  2. Be apart of a girl squad that includes Mindy Kaling, Taylor Swift, Emma Stone/Watson, Jennifer Lawrence and Kristen Wiig
    I'm sure they won't mind I'm a 19 year old college student that is not so subtly obsessed with them
  3. John Mulaney to personally tell me stories all the time
    Can he just be my uncle or something
  4. To be a writer, detective, dermatologist, travel blogger, FBI agent, First Lady, women's rights activist in the Middle East, and a stay at home mom at the same time.
    "You can have anything, but you can't have everything". - Oprah (thanks a lot)
  5. For me to decide on what to be
  6. For my mom to live forever
  7. For Heath Ledger to sing "Can't Take My Eyes Off You" to me during soccer practice
    RIP sweet, sweet Heath
  8. Be driven around in a black Escalade Kardashian style
    No explanation needed
  9. For @bjnovak @mindy to re-list this