1. "Do I look like an idiot? This isn't my first time purchasing pound cake"
  2. "You have a tattoo, but you don't know what a Jedi warrior is called?"
  3. "Let's just sell it all and move out to the country! Haha no I'd kill myself."
  4. "Can you grab me some Kleenex? I cut myself shaving my back for the pool"