RANDOM THINGS MY HUSBAND HAS SAID TO ME ON VACATION
- •"Do I look like an idiot? This isn't my first time purchasing pound cake"
- •"You have a tattoo, but you don't know what a Jedi warrior is called?"
- •"Let's just sell it all and move out to the country! Haha no I'd kill myself."
- •"Can you grab me some Kleenex? I cut myself shaving my back for the pool"