THINGS GOING THROUGH MY MIND AS I WAIT FOR MY 1ST TATTOO
I am getting my first tattoo. I am 37.
- •My mom is going to fucking kill me even through I'm married, with two kids and thirty fucking seven.
- •What if the artist sneezes and my bird gets a penis?
- •Will I ever be elected to office with a tattoo?
- •At least it's not a heart on top of my boob
- •I hope they check that kids ID.
- •I'm going to throw up.