TIMES I DON'T WANT TO ADULT

  1. When my daughter wakes up at 2am covered in throw up.
  2. When my daughter takes off her diaper and poops on my parents' lawn.
  3. ^ then decides to jump in wading pool with her brother to "rinse off"
  4. Having to save the rest of the Mac and cheese in the pot for my son because he's hungry even though I want to shove it in my face.
  5. Mondays
  6. When I have to wear pants instead of leggings