How my 5 year old niece Biala keeps me grounded.
  1. "Is this where you live?? Like, all the time?? It would make me dead."
  2. "Why don't you have a family? You're an old person."
  3. "Ugh, I can never remember your name."
  4. (After showing her my record player) "Is this from the 90's? All old things are from the 90's"
  5. "I love you Aunt Alicia! I mean, what's your name?"
  6. "You have poop on your leg." (It's a birthmark)