How my 5 year old niece Biala keeps me grounded.
  1. 1.
    "Is this where you live?? Like, all the time?? It would make me dead."
  2. 2.
    "Why don't you have a family? You're an old person."
  3. 3.
    "Ugh, I can never remember your name."
  4. 4.
    (After showing her my record player) "Is this from the 90's? All old things are from the 90's"
  5. 5.
    "I love you Aunt Alicia! I mean, what's your name?"
  6. 6.
    "You have poop on your leg." (It's a birthmark)