INSULTS FROM MY NIECE
How my 5 year old niece Biala keeps me grounded.
- •"Is this where you live?? Like, all the time?? It would make me dead."
- •"Why don't you have a family? You're an old person."
- •"Ugh, I can never remember your name."
- •(After showing her my record player) "Is this from the 90's? All old things are from the 90's"
- •"I love you Aunt Alicia! I mean, what's your name?"
- •"You have poop on your leg." (It's a birthmark)