THINGS THAT HAPPENED IN THE THEATER DURING MAGIC MIKE XXL SCREENING
Battery Park Regal Cinemas, 7pm on a Wednesday
- •At least 200 women giggled and "woo!"d into the theater. 2 dudes silently entered separately and sat alone.
- •Popcorn thrown into air during dance scenes like confetti.
- •Constant gasps, screaming, and laughter.
- •Booing the screen during long exposition scenes. (Amber Heard's character was completely irrelevant)
- •A woman in the front jumped up and asked all of her sisters to give it up for Channing.
- •A rousing "Uh huh!" to every MC question Jada asked the audience
- •I punched my friends arm 27 times and generally just clawed at her.
- •Girls snapping every time a male stripper made a point for feminism
- •A lot of shrieks "Is that Michael Strahan?!?"
- •General mayhem and screaming during NIN closer dance and the finale mirror dance.
- •Women out of their seats when yogurt guy sprayed women with whipped cream.
- •Lots of high fives.
- •Girls screaming out answers to anything Channing said on screen.
- •Everyone stayed for credits and some openly were weeping.
- •Everyone went outside after the movie and smoked a cigarette.