1. No Fucks Karaoke (a la Cameron Diaz's performance in My Best Friends Wedding)
  2. Shark Snacks
  3. Take the J vibe out of BJ's
  4. Hoods at bars
  5. Sweatsuits in general (Eva Mendes is WRONG)
  6. Have a killer Warped Tour story
  7. Adopt a pit bull/mastiff mix and name it after an appliance
  8. Just rly be effortlessly pretty like in a genetic sense