1. "Remember: the IRS stands for THEIRS."
    This only made me feel a little better about doing my taxes wrong
  2. "Allyson: can I call you with a political question about your generation?"
    In case you guys didn't know I am actually the voice of our generation
  3. "What are your feelings about Chris Evans?"
    I received this midday with no preceding context at all
  4. "Trader Joe's chocolate cherry danish! And triple ginger brew. Just saying!"
    Reading the Trader Joe's bulletin was an exciting experience
  5. "Javier Bardem"