BOOKS I SAW IN SOFT SURROUNDINGS TODAY

(Soft Surroundings is the off-brand Eileen Fisher that sends your mom lots of catalogues)
  1. "Sorry I Barfed on Your Bed (And Other Heartwarming Letters from Kitty)"
    Only the tip of the "how well Soft Surroundings knows its audience" iceberg.
  2. "Tequila Mockingbird: Cocktails with a Literary Twist"
    Some next level book club coming up.
  3. "What I Know For Sure" (by Oprah)
    This book was not actually for sale, but rather displayed on top of a shelf of kimono-style dress shirts.
  4. "Just Another Day in the Office of the Damned"
    I have absolutely no idea what was going on with this book but I appreciated the cover illustration of a vaguely exasperated woman who was probably named Donna.
  5. "Lusty Little Women: Louisa May Alcott's Classic Retold as a Risqué Romance"
    Pretty upset that I'm not the author of this book tbh.
  6. "God's Gift: Over 100 Studs, Stallions, and Dreamboats from the 70s and 80s"
    I purchased this book.