I TURNED DOWN BEYONCÉ TICKETS BECAUSE I HAD THEATER TICKETS THAT ENDED UP NOT EXISTING

Nice one, Telecharge!
  1. My supervisor was selling her extra Beyoncé ticket for tonight for cheap
  2. But I had tickets to see American Psycho on Broadway tonight so I didn't jump on that opportunity
  3. And I was cool with it because I like American Psycho and I like Benjamin Walker and I've been excited to see this musical for a long time!
  4. And then I got to the theater
  5. And....
  6. Lol!
  7. Wow!
  8. How glad I am to have these tickets and not the Beyoncé one!
  9. Ha!
  10. Ha!
  11. Ha!
  12. Hahahaha!