RAY ROMANO KNOWS MY SECRETS
As I am a lifelong fan of everything Ray Romano, this was an important and exciting discovery. Here's why I think it's true:
- •One day at one of my high school softball games my dad befriended Steve Schirripa from The Sopranos.His daughter was on the team I was playing.
- •(That's Steve Schirripa)
- •They got to talking and Steve Schirripa told my dad that he was writing a book about fathers and daughters.
- •So my dad told Steve Schirripa all my secrets.
- •A few months later, Steve Schirripa's book came out.Complete with a selection of my secrets.
- •(That's me! Surrounded by secrets!)
- •My dad bought many copies and showed me my secrets, in print.
- •It was cool but no one really read the book* so I forgot about it pretty quickly.*Or so I thought!
- •Two days ago I was home and saw a copy of the book on our coffee table. I decided to look it over again.
- •That was when I noticed this:
- •Ray Romano read this book.
- •This book contains my secrets.
- •Ray. Romano. Knows. My. Secrets.