Say it with conviction and its DEFINITELY true.
  1. Did you know you're more likely to be killed by a flying champagne cork than a spider bite?
  2. Toilet water swirls the other way in the Southern Hemisphere
  3. Chewing gum takes 7 years to digest
  4. If you ask a cop if he's a cop he has to reveal himself
    Not in a sexy way. Ew.