Things That Make Me Disproportionately Angry

The sequel will be things that make me disproportionately happy, I promise.
  1. People eating yoghurt aggressively
    Lots of unnecessary spoon scraping and rattling!
  2. The excessive use of sports cap bottles in non sporting environments
    Especially adults suckling from teated bottles in offices and libraries.
  3. People spelling my first name wrong
    Repeatedly. And still doing after being told. Not on.
  4. Tights that don't have a proper back and front
    They always feel like they're on wrong, and they wrinkle at the ankle
  5. People that suddenly stop in the middle of the street
    Why?!
  6. Public toilet sanitary product dispensers
    Expensive vintage contents.
  7. Being forced into ordering tapas
    I don't want to share, I don't like what anyone else orders!