BOOKS ON MY SHELF I NEED TO READ

Do NOT let me buy more books until I've finished this handful
  1. Let's Pretend This Never Happened by Jenny Lawson
  2. The Cellar by I can't read the authors name from this far away
  3. The First Phone Call From Heaven by Mitch Album
  4. Wizard and Glass by Stephen King
  5. For Whom the Bell Tolls by Ernest Hemingway
  6. A Feast for Crows by George R. R. Martin
  7. A Dance With Dragons also by Martin
  8. The Cuckoo's Calling by J. K. Fucking Rowling not some Robert dude
  9. The Lord of the Rings by J. R. R. Tolkien (not because I haven't read them... Because it's winter time so it's time to read them again)