PARTS OF MY BODY THAT CURRENTLY HURT

I'm old, Gandalf.
  1. My heels
  2. My toes
  3. The top of my right foot
  4. My left annle
  5. My shins. Oh, God, my shins.
  6. Both knees.
  7. My right thigh.
  8. My butt.
  9. My hips.
  10. My lower back.
  11. My shoulder muscles.
  12. My neck.
  13. My right hand.
  14. My left wrist.
  15. The right side of the back of my cranium.
  16. My right temple.
  17. My nose.
  18. My right eye has some makeup in.
  19. My left boob.
  20. And my nose is frozen.