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- •Ruth Wilson's lips don't bug me as much as they did in "Luther."
- •Is it mathematically and scientifically possible for someone of Mare Winningham's age to be the mother of someone Joshua Jackson's age?
- •Dominic West's American accent isn't as believable as it was in "The Wire."
I've made a few...
- •"The Rachel," circa 1995.
- •Shaving off part of my eyebrows because I was scared of tweezing them. 7th grade logic.
- •The asymmetrical bob, 1987
- •😁 because I think it communicates that I'm cheekily smiling about something. My best friend disagrees and told me it signals anxiety. Whatevs.
- •👍🏻 because I'm too lazy to type "cool" or "yes."
- •🎉 when "happy birthday!" simply isn't enough.
Don't judge me.
- •A pig. So that I didn't have to take baths.
- •A doctor. So that I could poke kids with needles.
- •A lawyer. So that I could argue for a living.
This list makes as much sense as "Birdman."
- •"Sixteen Candles"
- •"Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby"
- •"The Sound of Music"