WHAT I WANTED TO BE GROWING UP, CHRONOLOGICALLY

Don't judge me.
  1. A pig. So that I didn't have to take baths.
  2. A doctor. So that I could poke kids with needles.
  3. A lawyer. So that I could argue for a living.
  4. An architect. So that I could justify all that time I spent in class, doodling.
  5. A teacher. So that I could share the wealth.