Screenshots I Have On My Phone, Explained

I always think screenshots are a great way to remember things... But I always forget I took them. To the best of my recollection, this is what I was thinking when I took these.
  1. "HOW DO I HAVE NO DIANA ROSS IN MY ITUNES?!?!?" Thankfully Google Play reminded me to rectify this.
  2. "Everything about this is hilarious and sad at the same time! But I don't want to regram because my company is actually equitable. I'll just save it..."
  3. "MUST ADD TO MY FLOATY TOY COLLECTION!"
  4. "Do I like this song? IDK..."
  5. "TREAT YO SELF YASSSSSSS!!!!"