THINGS HIGH SCHOOL ME WOULD DISLIKE ABOUT PRESENT-DAY ME

  1. Don't live in New York
  2. Big fan of Taylor Swift
  3. Wear leggings as pants
  4. Do not care what happens on the television show Castle
  5. Have not finished War & Peace, which for some reason I was pretty set on doing????
  6. Still can't touch my toes
  7. Did not decide to go to college to be a comic book artist
  8. Dating life does not resemble the dating life of any of the characters on F•R•I•E•N•D•S
  9. Definitely thought I was going to age into looking more like my mom than I do presently
  10. Still haven't seen The Wire