WHAT I WANTED TO BE GROWING UP, CHRONOLOGICALLY

  1. A teenage witch, from when my favorite television character was Sabrina the Teenage Witch from the television show Sabrina the Teenage Witch
  2. An interior decorator, from when my favorite television character was Grace Adler from the television show Will & Grace
  3. A press secretary, from when my favorite television character was CJ Cregg from the television show The West Wing
  4. A general surgeon, from when my favorite television character was Meredith Grey from the television show Grey's Anatomy
  5. An endocrinologist, from when my favorite television character was Lisa Cuddy from the television show House M.D.