1. "You can fool some of the people all of the time, and... okay, let's just go with that one." --Rupert Murdoch
  2. "Mortality! ACK!!" --Cathy, on her death bed
  3. "Pose! Pose again! Do another pose!" --Inarticulate Fashion Photographer
  4. "Oy, You're KILLING Me With This Song... and So Softly!" --Jewish Roberta Flack
  5. "Well, I'M certainly not Spartacus!" --Some guy in the crowd who clearly doesn't understand memes