Last Will and Testament

  1. I'm not really sure what kind of funeral service I'd like. Surprise me.
  2. Feel free to attach monofilament to my lips and eyelids for hilarious open-casket pranks!
  3. I don't care what it says on my tombstone, as long as it's not in Comic Sans.
  4. Please donate whatever money my family doesn't want to the ACTF (American Camel-Toe Foundation).
  5. If possible, try to prevent Variety from using "Weird Al Eats It!" as their obit headline.