Last Will and Testament
- •I'm not really sure what kind of funeral service I'd like. Surprise me.
- •Feel free to attach monofilament to my lips and eyelids for hilarious open-casket pranks!
- •I don't care what it says on my tombstone, as long as it's not in Comic Sans.
- •Please donate whatever money my family doesn't want to the ACTF (American Camel-Toe Foundation).
- •If possible, try to prevent Variety from using "Weird Al Eats It!" as their obit headline.