Little-known Facts About Me

  1. My social security number is 547-26-8624.
  2. Sometimes when I'm at home and nobody else is around, I like to dress up in men's clothing.
  3. I strongly believe that marriage should only be between a man and a multicellular life form.
  4. When I'm performing on stage, I never give 110%, because that's metaphysically impossible.
  5. Once I toured for a year as Kenny G and nobody ever caught on.