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- •why not
- •my mom brought her own snacks to my brother's prom
- •"A nice cannabis salad"My kitchen
- •"ALL FISH HAVE SCALES!!!"Whole Foods
- •"I'd cream my jeans for Barbara Boxer"Townhouse row
- •Kohr Bro's soft serveOrange/Vanilla swirl is the best though
- •Judahlicious açai bowlw/ house-made pumpkin granola and chopped bananas
- •Thai tea from a street vendorgood shit
- •Your friend comes over at midnight and grabs the baby carrots out of your fridge to chase her vodka down with
- •It's almost dark out when you realize you've had six coffees so far but still haven't eaten all day
- •Despite ridiculously high tuition, the school still wants your money and thereby falsely accuses you of getting hospitalized for an incidence of alcohol poisoning at a nearby university. Consequently, you can't register for classes until you pay the $100 bullshit fine.
- •When I was six I came home with Silly Putty as a birthday party favor and ate it because I thought it might be candy
- •Thought my lecture was at noon instead of 2pm and strongly considered toughing it outuntil they started dividing into groups to do a mock trial
- •I also ate a red crayon when I was four years old because red is my favorite color
- •The Clique With Matching Fur CoatsOnce raved for fifteen minutes about a juice cleanse.
- •Kid Who Leaves the Room Every Twenty Minutes and Slams the Door Every Time
- •Boy I Hooked Up With While Drunk Last Saturday Night