THINGS I OVERHEAR OUT OF CONTEXT

(part one)
  1. "A nice cannabis salad"
    My kitchen
  2. "ALL FISH HAVE SCALES!!!"
    Whole Foods
  3. "I'd cream my jeans for Barbara Boxer"
    Townhouse row
  4. "She's a corporate hoe"
    Deli
  5. "You could take your promise ring off and use condoms"
    Professor