YOU KNOW IT'S COLLEGE WHEN...
- •Your friend comes over at midnight and grabs the baby carrots out of your fridge to chase her vodka down with
- •It's almost dark out when you realize you've had six coffees so far but still haven't eaten all day
- •Despite ridiculously high tuition, the school still wants your money and thereby falsely accuses you of getting hospitalized for an incidence of alcohol poisoning at a nearby university. Consequently, you can't register for classes until you pay the $100 bullshit fine.
- •You drop $15 at the cafeteria for a salad and bottle of water for lunch
- •Waking up Sunday morning to see that your roommate has brought back car parts from off the street after her night out
- •All of the outlets in your room have electrocuted you at one point or another
- •You eat raw cookie dough like it's nothing
- •The edibles hit you while you're walking through the quad in broad daylight0/10 would not recommend
- •Your RA has given up all hope for the floor and purposefully gets out of town on the weekends