Ever Think You're Having A Good Day And Then...

  1. Greg = Gregory Gym i.e. where we both work
  2. Sometimes you just gotta scroll trough Facebook during an extraordinarily long pee, right? Just me? Cool cool, that's fine.
  3. Just a friendly reminder: you may think a door is closed.
  4. But it will betray you.
  5. And you will make eye contact with a stranger while in a very vulnerable position.
  6. So use a different stall.