Things I'm Pretty Sure I Could Do If It Was An Emergency

  1. Start a fire
  2. Drive the get away car
  3. Use a topographical map to not die climbing down a mountain
  4. Consume broccoli
    It better be an emergency
  5. Swim a mile in the ocean
  6. Watch Breaking Bad again
  7. Just kidding, the ocean is dark and full of terrors. Eff that.