1. "I don't know, I'm not a gopher dentist either."
  2. "What happened to my bed and why am I covered in peanut butter?"
  3. "Your cat doesn't think. Boy, I'm getting forgetful in my old age. Well mine does, yours doesn't."
  4. "You could probably stack 20 gerbils to be my size."
  5. "I didn't know I had a New Jersey accent. That was an unnerving day of realization."
  6. "Your iPod is probably full of cicadas on acid."
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