Things My Dad Said To The GoogleMaps Voice Lady

Texas -> Tennessee and back — the road rage was real. Expletives ahead.
  1. "Thank you for telling me to do what I'm already doing"
  2. "Yes, we get it ya fucking cow"
    After she said the same instruction 3 times
  3. "WHY WILL YOU NOT TELL ME WHAT LANE TO BE IN YOU BITCH ASS WHORE"
    He's a lovely man, I swear
  4. "Woman, why must you lie to me"
  5. "Someone else tell me when to turn cuz this lady hates me"
  6. "Listen lady, nothing has happened since you last opened your mouth so Shut. Up."
  7. "Shut up you cow, we're taking a leak! There should be a way to add to that bitch's memory to say 'We are taking a bathroom break. Leave us alone and don't you dare reroute me.'"