Things My Dad Said To The GoogleMaps Voice Lady
Texas -> Tennessee and back — the road rage was real. Expletives ahead.
- •"Thank you for telling me to do what I'm already doing"
- •"Yes, we get it ya fucking cow"After she said the same instruction 3 times
- •"WHY WILL YOU NOT TELL ME WHAT LANE TO BE IN YOU BITCH ASS WHORE"He's a lovely man, I swear
- •"Woman, why must you lie to me"
- •"Someone else tell me when to turn cuz this lady hates me"
- •"Listen lady, nothing has happened since you last opened your mouth so Shut. Up."
- •"Shut up you cow, we're taking a leak! There should be a way to add to that bitch's memory to say 'We are taking a bathroom break. Leave us alone and don't you dare reroute me.'"