What Happened Last Night

  1. Got drunk with my friend's grandmother with a bunch of our group
    She's my new #1 favorite lady s/o to you Maggie 🍻
  2. Watched a homeless man break a bottle on a railing and nearly get into it with a bartender 😟
    She led him away from the bar in the most calm and skilled way I'm still amazed
  3. Two-stepped in the middle of the street at 3a with a guy I met on that street maybe 10 minutes before 💃🏼
    I let him walk me home (like 3 blocks away...and the guy friend I was with just left?) because clearly Criminal Minds has taught me NOTHING