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- •Louis Tomlinson's instagram
- •The part in Broadcast News when she gives him the shoulder pads
- •A video of Jonathan Groff and Lea Michele eating starbursts together
- •24K Magic - Bruno MarsLyric: Don't look too hard, might hurt ya self. Resolution: Stop creeping any social media posts older than 2 weeks bc the past belongs in the past.
- •Ultralight Beam - KanyeLyric: I will field their questions, I will feel your pain. Resolution: Swoop in and change the subject whenever you hear someone asking a college student what their plans are for the next year.
- •Work from Home - Fifth HarmonyLyric: Put in them hours, I'mma make it hotter. Resolution: Add an increasing amount of hot sauce to every meal until you work up enough of a tolerance to have viral videos of you effortlessly eating record-breaking hot peppers.
- •Cat greeting card and 50/50 tickets that won me NOTHING
- •Never forget #MileyWhatsGood
- •Reminder to make a vet appointment
- 1.Cheap Thrills - SiaGotta do my hair, get the bleach all on / the pool is green and my locks look wrong
- 2.One Dance - DrakeI need some pasta, got a great big bowl in my hands / but it's green and its gross, get the other one that I like instead
- 3.This is What You Came For - Calvin HarrisPhelpsy, this is what you came for / jealousy strikes every time we swim
Thank you @combatdavey for this excuse to fangirl over my own tweets. I'm over at @alyssawool on Twitter. Xo Gossip Girl.
- •My biggest fear is that there will never be another movie scene that effects me as much as Elle Woods realizing pool boy was gay did
- •The words former & latter are the adult equivalent of fruit Rollup & fruit by the foot bc I really have to think to remember which is which
- •For something called a "ruler," it's a surprisingly underutilizes member of the school supplies family
- •Talking 'bout workouts
- •And pics I look bad in
- •Never have I ever
- •Who in the world is Carmen Sandiego's aesthetician bc dem brows look good
- •What in the world is Carmen Sandiego's current frequent flyer status bc she should've been George Clooney in Up In The Air
- •Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego's backup hat bc she seems like the type of lady who's always prepared
- •You have barely any personal pics on your phoneBc they were hastily deleted when you kept getting "storage full" notifications while trying to get a pic of the new staff member you need to introduce on Facebook
- •Your friends are tired of you complaining about how insta only lets you sign in to 5 accounts at a time
- •You wish there was a class you could take that teaches you how to stay on top of your notifications without rudely ignoring whoever's trying to talk to you
- •Lint roller
- •Framed photo of Jonathan Taylor Thomas