2016 song lyrics that make perfect 2017 resolutions

  1. 24K Magic - Bruno Mars
    Lyric: Don't look too hard, might hurt ya self. Resolution: Stop creeping any social media posts older than 2 weeks bc the past belongs in the past.
  2. Ultralight Beam - Kanye
    Lyric: I will field their questions, I will feel your pain. Resolution: Swoop in and change the subject whenever you hear someone asking a college student what their plans are for the next year.
  3. Work from Home - Fifth Harmony
    Lyric: Put in them hours, I'mma make it hotter. Resolution: Add an increasing amount of hot sauce to every meal until you work up enough of a tolerance to have viral videos of you effortlessly eating record-breaking hot peppers.
  4. Scars to Your Beautiful - Alesia Cara
    Lyric: No better time for your shine, you're a star. Resolution: To embrace your oily skin.
  5. Water Under the Bridge - Adele
    Lyric: It ain't no life to live like you're on the run. Resolution: Stop actively avoiding people you went to high school with when you're picking what check out to go through at the grocery store.
  6. Love Me Now - John Legend
    Lyric: I know it'll kill me when it's over, I don't wanna think about it, I just wanna love you now. Resolution: Spend all your emotional energy on our Lord and Saviour Tom Hanks in case he somehow fucks up and becomes a problematic fave in 2017.