Billboard Top 10 Rewritten to be about Ryan Lochte

  1. 1.
    Cheap Thrills - Sia
    Gotta do my hair, get the bleach all on / the pool is green and my locks look wrong
  2. 2.
    One Dance - Drake
    I need some pasta, got a great big bowl in my hands / but it's green and its gross, get the other one that I like instead
  3. 3.
    This is What You Came For - Calvin Harris
    Phelpsy, this is what you came for / jealousy strikes every time we swim
  4. 4.
    Can't Stop the Feeling - Justin Timberlake
    I've got that sunshine in my speedo / got that good soul in my cap
  5. 5.
    Cold Water - Major Lazer
    No changes needed, it may have even been written BY Ryan Lochte.
  6. 6.
    Don't Let Me Down - The Chainsmokers
    Yeah I need you right now / so please swipe right, please swipe right, please swipe right
  7. 7.
    Ride - twenty one pilots
    Ohohohohoh, ohohohoh, I'm smelling all of the gardens I find on the riiiiiiiiiiide
  8. 8.
    Needed Me - Rihanna
    Yoooooouuuuuu neeeeeeeeeeded me / but you cancelled my shoooooooooowwwwww
  9. 9.
    Closer - The Chainsmokers
    So baby pull me closer in the backseat of your rover / cuz if you're a man at night you better man up in the morning
  10. 10.
    Send My Love - Adele
    Send my love to your new E! Star, treat him better / gotta let go of those fake tans, they won't make me a Kardashian