CONSTELLATION NAME CHANGE SUGGESTIONS FROM MILLENNIALS

  1. Ursa Major (The Great Bear)
    Baloo
  2. Ursa Minor (The Lesser Bear)
    Winnie the Pooh
  3. Orion (The Great Hunter)
    That dumb dentist who killed Cecil
  4. Canis Major (The Greater Dog)
    Clifford the Big Red Dog
  5. Canis Minor (The Lesser Dog)
    Marnie the dog
  6. Gemini (The Twins)
    Mary-Kate and Ashley
  7. Leo (The Lion)
    HOW DARE YOU USE THE PRECIOUS NAME OF LEO FOR ANYTHING OTHER THAN OUR BELOVED DICAPRIO???
  8. Delphinus (The Dolphin)
    Flipper
  9. Equuleus (The Foal)
    Baby Flicka
  10. Lacerta (The Lizard)
    The thing that almost killed Shia in Holes
  11. Tucana (The Toucan)
    Toucan Sam
  12. Dorado (The Swordfish)
    Enguarde the swordfish from Donkey Kong
  13. Leo Minor (The Lion Cub)
    Nala (ha! You thought I was gonna go all Simba there, didn't ya?)