1. Sometimes we make it, sometimes we fake it (Lizzie McGuire)
    For when you're letting your new daughter in law in on the secret that sometimes you bring homemade cookies to the fam reunion but sometimes you just buy the Sobeys ones and put them in a fancy basket.
  2. Just me and you know what to do so come on down (The Suite Life of Zack and Cody)
    For when you're hosting The Price is Right and you wanna make your own special mark on the 'come on down' catchphrase.
  3. Who woulda thought that a girl like me would double as a superstar (Hannah Montana)
    For when you're singing karaoke and notice someone recording you on their phone and you're convinced you're about to become an Internet sensation.
  4. Be careful not to mess with the balance of things (Wizards of Waverly Place)
    For when you're a librarian training your new employee not to fuck up the jenga-style book display on the back wall.
  5. And everyday as I'm heading off to school, you know there's no one I love as much as you (The Proud Family)
    For when your bus driver is hella cranky and you're trying to get on his good side so he'll let you off in between stops.
  6. Never knew in history just where he would land (Phil of the Future)
    For when you're trying to brag about your son but can't deny that his academic performance in History Class is too uncertain to discuss at this time