HARSH TRUTHS I'D HEAR REGULARLY IF I WAS CARRIE FISHER IN WHEN HARRY MET SALLY
Aka, my life's version of: He's never gonna leave her!
- •He's never gonna stop being a real life version of Gordon Gekko. Selfish AF.
- •She's never going to remember that you hate onions!
- •No matter how many times you consecutively play Bieber's 'Sorry', he's never gonna get the hint that he should apologize!
- •Netflix is never going to get back the early seasons of Law & Order: SVU!
- •He's never going to read your tweets!
- •He's never going to remember your birthday!
- •She's never going to give you that scarf even though it looks way better on you and she barely ever wears it!
- •He's never going to choose you over his friends!
- •She's never going to stop using that high pitched voice every time she goes through a drive-thru!
- •He's never going to stop mansplaining everything to you!
- •She's never going to stop thinking America's Funniest Home Videos is the gold standard of comedy!