HOUSE OF CARDS CAST RANKED BY HOW GOOD THEY'D BE AT CARD TRICKS
- 1.FreddyHe'd be so cool and casual about it that you'd half expect him to eff up the trick but he never would and you'd be delighted every time.
- 2.FrankHe'd give up video games for magic practice and he'd guess our cards right every time he broke the fourth wall.
- 3.StamperHe'd do okay but he'd have zero charisma and he'd mess up the finale trick at the gig he thought was gonna be his big break.
- 4.SethHe would be horrible. Every once in a while he would redeem himself by pulling a card from behind your ear but then he'd go right back to dropping the deck on the floor and forgetting to hide the fact that he's hiding an ace up his sleeve.
- 5.ClaireTbh she'd actually be awesome at them but SHE DOESN'T HAVE TIME FOR THAG SHIT. DUH.