HOW I DEAL WITH MY BIRD PHOBIA

  1. I refuse to go into pet stores
  2. I refuse to park in the Queen Street Parkade
  3. I refuse to take food to the beach
  4. I will walk up to 5 extra blocks to avoid a bird on the sidewalk
  5. I'll wait for a stranger to pass me on the sidewalk so they'll end up scaring the birds away before I get to them
  6. I'm anxious af at the zoo
    They have birds just walking around free range style...it's GARBAGE.
  7. I try to avoid touching any kind of feather
    Even if it's fake