HOW I DEAL WITH MY BIRD PHOBIA
- •I refuse to go into pet stores
- •I refuse to park in the Queen Street Parkade
- •I refuse to take food to the beach
- •I will walk up to 5 extra blocks to avoid a bird on the sidewalk
- •I'll wait for a stranger to pass me on the sidewalk so they'll end up scaring the birds away before I get to them
- •I'm anxious af at the zooThey have birds just walking around free range style...it's GARBAGE.
- •I try to avoid touching any kind of featherEven if it's fake