HOW JESUS AND MY NEWLY RETIRED IPHONE 5C ARE KINDA THE SAME
- •They were both baptizedMy phone had the unfortunate experience of being dropped in a toilet at the Delta Prince Edward.
- •They both rose from the dead after 3 daysAfter the toilet incident, my phone spent 3 days in a bag of rice and worked as good as new for another year and a half.
- •They're both part of a trinityMy phone, my iPad, my MacBook. Bless.
- •They both delivered the gospel aka good newsMy phone was especially concerned with the gospel of retweet notifications
- •They both performed miraclesLike the time I couldn't remember who invented light bulbs and I googled it just in time to contribute a killer joke in a group convo