I BET ME AND RAY J WOULD BE FRIENDS IF _________

Aka, if Highlights was written by me instead of Kanye
  1. I didn't have to google him to remember who he even is
  2. He memorized all the lyrics to So Yesterday by Hillary Duff
  3. His most used emoji was 😎
  4. We worked in the same office and both found that one guy super annoying
  5. He watched Bride Wars every time it was on cable tv
  6. He asked for double smarties every time he got a Smartie Blizzard
  7. He cried at any commercial featuring an elderly person with a pet