1. No one man can have all that power
    For when that asshole you work with won't stop interrupting you and monopolizing the convo
  2. Pass the refreshments, a cool, cool beverage
    For when you want a drink, duh.
  3. Hold me back, I'm about to spaz
    For when your mom tells you she just gave your number to a breakdancer she met at church
  4. I'm like the fly Malcolm X, buy any jeans necessary
    For when you only have $76 in the bank but you want new jeans because you're going to a cas get together your high school nemesis is gonna be at
  5. You need to crawl 'fore you ball
    For when you need to motivate an infant to become the next Lebron
  6. Put that pussy in a sarcophagus
    For when your cat is going as King Tut for Halloween
  7. The way Kathie Lee needed Regis, that's the way I need Jesus
    For when your husband wants to save money by doing his own renovations but you know he'll never do as good a job as your carpenter neighbour Jesus